The 'President.s chief bicycle adviser' is meant to have said:
It.s quite easy to sabotage a bicycle. You could cut the brake cables and they wouldn.t be able to stop. You could put a pinhole in the tyre to cause a slow puncture. Or you could hire an incompetent chief bicycle expert who would forget to oil the thing and then everything would cease up . now that would be dangerous..
In a speech on Monday, the satirical website said President Bush would argue that bicycles "are too dangerous to be used by ordinary civilians and restrict their users to trained stuntmen." ...