I don't want to be a soldier,
I don't want to go to war. I'd sooner hang around Piccadilly underground,
Living on the earnings of a high-born lady.
Don't want a bullet up me arsehole,
Don't want me bollocks shot away.
I'd rather live in England,
In merry, merry England,
And fornicate me fucking life away.
Эта песня была популярна среди солдат эксп. корпуса в 1940 году.