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11.11.2001 05:46:15
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Школьное сочинение о крутизне Советской Армии
Извиняйте, что на языке оригинала - переводу ЭТО не поддается. Но есть над чем посмеяться.
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I'm only in 11th grade composition so it may sound a bit half assed for you older folk. And I don't nessarily agree with what I'm writing...it just fills out the page.
The Soviet military was formed after the second great revolution. In an attempt to socialize the entire globe, the Soviet military has created a most formidable military that was yearning for a final war against capitalism, but in the end, indirectly saved it from fascist Nazi aggression. The Soviet military has two diverse elements that make up the all-powerful purpose that drives every communist space monkey to contribute to the motherland: to free the enslaved people of capitalism and to stop any imperialism that may arise.
The attempt to turn the entire globe into an atheist society with no respect of individualism was reinforced by the awesome strength and structure of the Soviet military. It’s this awesome strength that makes the Soviet military the most war eager and prepared in military history. During the six decades of the Soviet military, historians agree that many genius weapons and tactics were born and cared for in the harsh but rational manner of mother Russia.
Historians propose a lot of unique reasons to the greatness of the Soviet military. The use of helicopters for transport, was not only fast, but proves an important philosophy in Soviet tactics. The use of bluff was an important tactic used by the Soviet military, for it has a profound purpose in war, which is fear. Secrecy is by far a Soviet mindset in every high command. Simplicity, which is one of the contradicting positions in losing a war, is controlled by fear and extreme centralization in power. Another unique reason for Soviet military success is the Soviet composition that is based on an array of three major elements. The strongest element of the array controls the KGB and the Party, which is the ministry of Great Power, dubbed the Soviet military. The Axe theory is of most simplicity, and simplicity is the root of victory. The reasoning of putting all forces in a decisive sector no matter how extreme the situation is a tactic controlled by capital punishment. The brilliant concept of invisible armies is a Soviet mindset that works wonders. The unchristian-like use of penal battalions proved great use of fear and shock. The Soviet military’s uncanny policy of not letting Soviet soldiers know how to read maps. Another reason of the greatness of the Soviet military is the brilliant designs of equipment ranging from the Mig-25 to the Kalashnikov assault rifles. It’s these reasons that saved our western civilization, for no other military had the philosophy or armament to defeat fascist Germany, which could’ve been the second dark age of Europe. The Soviet military has created the greatest tactics and equipment ever in military theory.
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